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Back [16 Mar 2006|04:16pm]
Back from Toronto. Things went well. No major complications. Danielle should be released tomorrow. Saw the Lord Of The Rings musical while I was there. Go see it if you can.
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Everything [04 Mar 2006|01:11pm]
[ mood | worried ]
[ music | I'm Blue---Eiffle 65 ]

My parents take Danielle to Sick Kids tomorrow. She gets the grid put on Monday. They do the other surgery later in the week. I'm going to Toronto with my Grand Parents next Sunday. I have my fingers crossed.


In much happier and weirdness, watch this:

http://www.waytoblue.com/media/video/the_real_simpsons_330k.asx

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Stuff [11 Feb 2006|07:08pm]
[ mood | confused ]
[ music | Of All The Gin Joints In All The World---Fallout Boy ]

Danielle goes in for her Wada test on Wednesday.

I'm thinking bout asking Daphnie out on Tuesday.

I'm stuck in the middle of a fight between about 5 friends.

Im Confused.

Thats my life in a nutshell.

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Hehe [07 Feb 2006|08:02pm]
[ mood | giggly ]

I found this on the net...yeah:



Why Can't I Own a Canadian?
October 2002

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a east coast resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them:

When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your devoted fan,
Jim

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[03 Feb 2006|09:23am]
Done Exams :)

Semester 2 starts Monday
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Virgin Thing-a-mabob [29 Jan 2006|06:19pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]
[ music | My sister screamin ]

Yeah, taken from someone...
59% Virgin

1.Smoked.
2.Drank alcohol.
3.Cried when someone died.
4.Been drunk.
5.Had sex.
6.Been to a concert.
7.Given a handjob/gotten a handjob.
8.Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob.
9.Been verbally sexually harassed.
10.Verbally sexually harassed somebody.
11.Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12.Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13.Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14.Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15.Been to prom.
16.Cried at school.
17.Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18.Went streaking.
19.Given a lap dance.
20.Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
21.Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22.Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23.Kissed a stranger.
24.Hugged a stranger.
25.Went scuba diving.
26.Driven a car.
27.Gotten an xray.
28.Hit by a car.
29.Had a party.
30.Done drugs.
31.Played strip poker.
32.Got paid to strip for someone.
33.Ran away from home.
34.Broken a bone.
35.Eaten sushi.
36.Bought porn.
37.Watched porn.
38.Made porn.
39.Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40.Been in love.
41.French kissed.
42.Laughed so hard you cried.
43.Cried yourself to sleep.
44.Laughed yourself to sleep.
45.Stabbed yourself.
46.Shot a gun.
47.Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48.Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
49.Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
50.Watched an animal die.
51.Watched a person die.
52.Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53.Pranked somebody.
54.Put somebody in the hospital.
55.Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56.Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57.Dressed punk.
58.Dressed goth.
59.Dressed preppy.
60.Been to a motocross race.
61.Avoided somebody.
62.Been stalked.
63.Stalked someone.
64.Met a celebrity.
65.Played an instrument.
66.Ridden a horse.
67.Cut yourself.
68.Bungee jumped.
69.Ding dong ditched somebody.
70.Been to a wild party.
71.Got caught stealing something.
72.Kicked a guy in the balls.
73.Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74.Went out with your friend's crush.
75.Got arrested.
76.Been pregnant.
77.Babysat.
78.Been to another country.
79.Started your house on fire.
80.Had an encounter with a ghost.
81.Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82.Been asked out by someone that you never though you'd to be asked out by.
83.Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84.Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
85.Sat on your ass all day.
86.Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself
87.Had a job.
88.Gotten cut from a sports team.
89.Been called a whore.
90.Danced like a whore.
91.Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92.Been in a car accident.
93.Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94.Been told you have beautiful hair.
95.Raped somebody.
96.Danced in the rain.
97.Been rejected.
98.Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99.Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100.Been raped.

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Exams [29 Jan 2006|02:56pm]
[ mood | frustrated ]
[ music | Don't Go Breakin My Heart---Elton John & Kiki Dee ]

I'll just make one post.

French exam tomorrow, 11:45, no clue how I'll do.

Religion exam on Tuesday, 8:30, will do fine, common sense stuff.

Science exam on Wednesday, 11:40, could go either way.

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English Exam [26 Jan 2006|07:24pm]
[ mood | nervous ]
[ music | Dance Dance---Fallout Boy ]

English Exam tomorrow. Wish me luck.

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The UltimateShowdown Of Ultimate Destiny [24 Jan 2006|07:01pm]
[ mood | silly ]
[ music | The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny---Lemon Demon ]

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267

Just watch it. I have been listening to the song for like 3 days straight.

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Stupid Sven [22 Jan 2006|06:10pm]
[ mood | frustrated ]
[ music | Float On---Modest Mouse ]

Nudge me will you...bastard

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Surgery [10 Jan 2006|08:19pm]
[ mood | nervous ]
[ music | Dance Dance---Fallout Boy ]

Wow, haven't updated in a while.

Ok, so Danielle's (My Sister) surgery is most likely a go. Just one more test. What they are going to do in a few weeks is take a huge IV, and put it into her thigh. They will send the IV up, through the aorta, into the part of the brain where the speech is. This is also where the seizures are originating, and the area that would be removed during surgery.

Sometimes, the brain will "rewire" itself, and, in her case, the speech would be sent to the same spot on the opposite side of the brain.

What this IV will do, is freeze the part of the brain where the speech is supposed to be. Then, if she can still talk coherently, they will know that the brain "rewired" itself.

If everything is a go, next is the brain map. The will put her under, then pretty much, flip the scalp back, and remove part of the skull. Next, they put electrodes on the brain, replace the scalp, and wake her up (with pain drugs of course). Then, they will do various test over a few days, by sending electrical shocks the the electrodes on the brain, to see exactly what area does what.

When that's done, they will go in and remove part of the brain, then replace the skull, and sew/staple/glue her up.

She has had the surgery once before, when she was 4 (she is 12 now). If everything goes according to plan, this will all happen by March. Of course, it is all taking place at Sick Kids in Toronto, so lots of driving back and forth for my parents.

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Subway [04 Jan 2006|08:26pm]
[ mood | nervous ]
[ music | Cha Cha Slide Part 2---DJ Casper ]

Went to Subway for my interview today :)

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Katie's Birthday Party [17 Dec 2005|07:59pm]
[ mood | calm ]
[ music | Sens Game ]

So Katie had her birthday party at Megan's last night, it was fun. I knew everyone there, so that was good, though meeting new people is always fun. We ended up putting two twister mats together, and playing twister with about 15 people. I kneed Megan in the face, and got a facefull of Elise's vagina. And Sara almost killed me, it was fun.

So at about 8:30, Megan, Jamie, Laura, Daphnie, Jamie, Emily and, I are sitting in Megans room. Megan and Laura leave, and Jamie pulls out this huge water bottle full of honey beer. She is such and alchy. But it explained why they kept running in there. So we keep that hidden for a while, and at about 9:30 we notice Megan and Laura keep running in and out of Megan's room. Me and Jamie go in, and Megan pulls a Mike's out of her closet. We all laughed when we realized. Jamie was so drunk by the end of the party, I want to know how much she drank before hand.

OMG, Brian and Elise are so cute together. And I hope Andrew dies, he is such an ass. And Shane and Daphnie were so like touchy feely last night, I hope that evolves into something.

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Happy Anniversary To The Simpsons [17 Dec 2005|07:21pm]
[ mood | thankful ]
[ music | Wind Beneath My Wings---Bette Midler ]

16 years ago today, the first half-hour episode of The Simpsons aired. Who knew it would last so long. :)

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SNOW DAY [16 Dec 2005|07:48am]
[ mood | grateful ]

Snow Day Today. Eat your heart out Florida!

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Santa! [07 Dec 2005|05:21pm]
[ mood | hungry ]
[ music | Ralph Wiggum---The Bloodhound Gang ]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In June I set [info]celestiayo's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last month I helped [info]nikitalicious see the light (8 points). Last Tuesday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Saturday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In October I stole [info]rentmymess's purse (-30 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-66 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
robert2100

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THANK GOD [01 Dec 2005|03:23pm]
[ mood | grateful ]
[ music | Jingle Bell Rock ]

So, I had been boycotting everything Christmas until December. I mean, everything, I wouldn't listen to music, watch shows, looking at cards or light, NOTHING. But today is December 1st, and the aganizing wait is over, and I am listening to Christmas songs!

GOD I LOVE CHRISTMAS

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Subway [28 Nov 2005|06:45pm]
[ mood | cold ]
[ music | Bat Out Of Hell---Meatloaf ]

So I applied at Subway on Saturday. Here is to hoping I get the job, I really need money for Christmas.

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ETERNAL [17 Nov 2005|04:25pm]
[ mood | surprised ]
[ music | Hung Up---Madonna ]

OMG OMG OMG

We had Eternal Son Of Progress as a sub for french today. It was amazing, he is so cool ;) His EXCO sweater tucked into his pants that are between his nipples and belly button.

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[10 Nov 2005|04:04pm]
[ mood | cold ]
[ music | Make Your Own Kind Of Music---Mama Cass ]

NOOOOOOOO We had the first real snow today. The snow isn't staying on the ground though, but it is still snowing.

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